Daddy/Mummy, How Was I Born?

I'm sure all parents will face this important question yet the society deem as taboo. When the time comes how would u answer it? Perhaps this may give u an idea ...

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You got Male!'

Choc Chip Cookies

Ermmm ... dari semalam anak dok bising nak makan choc chip cookies so kejap tadi bukaklah fridge dan almari ... bahan2 sumer ade, so, wallaa!! Inilah dia Choc Chip Cookies saya ... resepinya seperti ini yea ... cuba tau jangan tak cuba.

Bahan2:
2 cawan tepung gandum 1 camt esen vanilla
1/2 camt soda bicarbonate 1 biji telur + 1 biji kuning telur aje
1/2 camt garam 1 cawan choc chips
3/4 cawan butter/marjerin 1 cawan walnut
1 cawan gula perang

Cara2:
1. Panaskan oven ke 160C.
2. Ayak tepung, soda bikarbonat dan garam, ketepikan.
3. Dalam mangkuk, pukulkan gula dan marjerin hingga kembang, tambahkan esen vanilla dan telur tadi. Pukul hingga 'creamy'.
4. Masukkan tepung sedikit2, choc chips dan walnut.
5. Gunakan sudu letak sedikt campuran tadi diatas dulang pembakar dan bakar selama 15-20 min.